i can’t not reblog this during this time of the semester
(Source: ashagreyjoyed)
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(Source: bgconoxygen)
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
10 INCHES IS THE LENGTH OF YOUR FOREARM DEAR CHRIST IMAGINE HAVING THAT INSIDE YOU
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
(Source: hitmonchan)
Is there anything about this picture that doesn’t scream “fuck logic?”
Yeah, like why is spongebob wearing his work hat when he isn’t at work? Makes no sense
or why squidward is the only one that wears a shirt, like WTF?
AND how they’re having a fire under water
or why is there flowers in the sky
and how is there an ocean in the ocean
or why aren’t they blinking
(Source: luckysstrike)
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when skies are gray
you’ll never know dear
how much i love you
please dont take
my sunshine away
